Oh it all makes money for the electricals superstore.
It was on a Tuesday morning the delivery van called round They lugged two parcels out the back and left them on the ground So are you coming in the house to put it all together? Sorry, mate, that's not our job, you'll have to call a plumber
Oh it all wastes time on the delivery driver's round
It was on a Wednesday morning that the installer came to call He was a part-time pest-controller - had no air-con skills at all He bodged it and he banged it and when the concrete failed He left it on the balcony suspended by a nail
It's much more fun than killing cockroaches all day.
It was on a Thursday morning that we dragged the poor man back Do you really think we're going to let you leave it all like that? So he grumbled and he cursed but then he did it right at last Then put his elbow through the window which was how he broke the glass
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do
It was on a Friday morning that the glazier turned up here He'd brought a patterned, reeded glass although we'd ordered clear He came back in the afternoon and siliconed in the pane It ippsed down all the evening and in came all the rain
On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all So it will be on a Monday morning that... ..I'm going to go down to Jumbo, get some linseed oil putty or, better still some butyl rubber putty as recommended in uk.d-i-y and bloomin' well do the job myself