FFS

[ARW]

[polygonum_on_google]

Those with (much) more money than sense have to have something to spend it on...

[charles]

an ideal present for the person who has everything

[Theo]

Does it fit Asda Smartprice?

Theo

[Roger Mills]

Does it go in the re-cycling with the bottle?

[alan_m]

For £70 they could have included the bottle!

[Richard]

Be honest now. You were only looking for something suitable to go with your ostrich. That particular item does not fit the "African" theme and would be more suited to traditional banqueting.

FWIW, it would be better to not soil the ostrich with ketchup silver cap or no.

[soup]

Surely the sauce (ketchup or no) would be decanted into a sauce boat or Coupe for Ostrich ? Sauce bottle lid would be immaterial (apart from to the staff) . ;O)

[Jim GM4DHJ ...]

Kwality man fray embra an at ....

[Richard]

Point. But, the staff are already in awe of the cookware:

[soup]

Says someone fae Livvy, who 'talks' like some sort of weegie schemmy.

[Andy Burns]

I think I must have a thread hidden, I keep seeing references to Adam with zebras and ostriches, but don't know what it's on about!

[Robin]

Just use your imagination - think of it as DIY entertainment :)

[Scribbles]

Good to know you're researching my birthday pressy nice and early! Perhaps you could commission a top to fit the HP bottle - which would add a whole new layer of class and style to a bacon butty? And then there's the Henderson's Relish....

[Andrew]

Surely the butler puts the sauces (*) in other containers

(*) prepared from scratch by the chef.

[Andrew]

Son of next door neighbour ex-MOT tester bought a set of blinky dust caps to replace the plastic ones on his cheapo mazda. Neighbour said he was a clot because galvanic corrosion ends up welding them onto the valve stem

[Andrew]

Will there still be enough rich people in Scotland to afford these after Scindy ?

[charles]

had that, had to cut the cap off, but I think it was on my Citroen

[Andrew]

Kaspersky Internet Protection logged and blocked 43 attempts to collect data after I looked at that page !!

[Mike Clarke]

The vinegar in the ketchup will soon spoil that with some nasty corrosion