One of the benefits of being on a UKIP mailing list is such delightful snippets as these
Less 'Part P', and more 'part-pee'..
"Further down, the minutes of one of the expert group meetings singles out the following ?key findings?:
that ?toilet seats/covers are not really related to the product function?; that ?toilet seats/covers are often sold separately? from the main ?product?; and that ?there is a high variability in consumer?s choice for toilet seats/covers?.
Experts have agreed that two ?key elements? appear to affect the water consumption of flushing toilets and urinals: their design and the user behaviour. Regarding user behaviour and ?based on the discussions with stakeholders?, the experts have decided to set the average flush volume as "the arithmetic average of one full flush volume and three reduced flush volumes".
Wow. I bow to the mighty EU! who would have known that! Or come up with such a daring solution!
Or didn't they think that with most homes equipped with water meters and spiralling costs, we shouldn't already not be flushing more than we had to?
And they wonder why UKIP membership is increasing faster than its declining in the other parties....