Dumping the girlfiend

Aug 31, 2008 62 Replies

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.



Adam


What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-))

In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead?

Or how about a makeover?

I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason!

I wonder if I could get a grant for that?? Brad

W|ell, if you're forewarned at least you can just have a go then have an escape route prepared ;-)

Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?

Times are hard - sell her on eBay

AWEM

If the property market is anything to go by then maybe you should be considering renting her out? lol

Bob

I have body armour and a fast car !!!

"But It Now ".... or "Best Offer" ?? Brad

Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.

Rob

Slip out the back Jack, get a new plan Stan, hop on the bus Gus, drop off the key Lee, you don't need to be coy Roy.

I'll try & find the other 45 to see if there's one for Adam...

None of these, cheapskate. ;-)

A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to invent a good reason. Have a look here:-

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tell her you're gay. No reflection on her then.

So answer ther question. Which method should I use?

Adam

What? Having or showing a merry, lively mood, being bright or showy, given to or abounding in social or other pleasures or being licentious; dissipated; wanton? How will that help?

:-)

Email, attaching the naked pictures of her which you will publish to the internet if she makes a fuss.

Si

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