Dumping the girlfiend

[ARWadworth]

Should I text, email or phone her to tell her it is over. These options are all from a distance and I should be safe.

Adam

[BRAD]

What is she like? Can I have her number???? Brad ;-))

[Bruce]

In this environmentally-conscious age, shouldn't you be recycling her instead?

Or how about a makeover?

[Bob Eager]

I expect Adam is dumping her from a distance for a very good reason!

[BRAD]

I wonder if I could get a grant for that?? Brad

[PCPaul]

W|ell, if you're forewarned at least you can just have a go then have an escape route prepared ;-)

[Heliotrope Smith]

Is that not what BRAD wanted her number for?

[Andrew Mawson]

Times are hard - sell her on eBay

AWEM

[Bob Minchin]

If the property market is anything to go by then maybe you should be considering renting her out? lol

Bob

[BRAD]

I have body armour and a fast car !!!

[BRAD]

That's true ! Brad

[BRAD]

"But It Now ".... or "Best Offer" ?? Brad

[BRAD]

Fully Furnished I hope !!!! Brad

[robgraham]

This is the DO IT YOURSELF forum - don't be a wimp - just go and DIY!!! We're not going to do it for you.

Rob

[The Medway Handyman]

Slip out the back Jack, get a new plan Stan, hop on the bus Gus, drop off the key Lee, you don't need to be coy Roy.

I'll try & find the other 45 to see if there's one for Adam...

[Dave Plowman (News)]

None of these, cheapskate. ;-)

A letter in your best joined up is the correct way. Plenty of space to invent a good reason. Have a look here:-

tell her you're gay. No reflection on her then.

[ARWadworth]

So answer ther question. Which method should I use?

Adam

[The Medway Handyman]

What? Having or showing a merry, lively mood, being bright or showy, given to or abounding in social or other pleasures or being licentious; dissipated; wanton? How will that help?

:-)

[ARWadworth]

Adam

[Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot]

Email, attaching the naked pictures of her which you will publish to the internet if she makes a fuss.

Si