Oh... if you insist! :¬)
Dumping the girlfiend
Aug 31, 2008
62 Replies
Is that a pound a shag? and would that make me a gigolo?
Yep, friction burns again. Brad
OUCH !!!!! Brad
I'll do it for him.
Are you looking for serious suggestions? If so, I'd suggest none of them.
Do it in person - face to face - even if it earns you a slap. That way you will have given her as much dignity as possible, under the circumstances. It's more honorable too.
-- Nige Danton
Just do us all a favour though and let us know what happens, that is going to be really entertaining !! Brad
That's it then, hide the steak knives lad. Brad
PUBLISH AND BE DAMNED, LET US ALL SEE. Brad
Yeh, look on the bright side, you didn't marry her. Brad
.>...... A portion of chips, ...... tatty-bye!
Some sort of Scottish pun? Brad
You shouldn't take her to the dump. She won't like it.
Why not face to face?
Quite - there is still a place for a honorable behavior. Perhaps it's even more important when you suspect the news is will be badly received. Of course, it's easier said than done, but just take a deep breath and say it.
-- Nige Danton
Yes, but only for the first!
No, because *she* wouldn't be paying you. ;-)
Yes, it was a very painful mis-spelling of "coir".
;-)
Not intended, but it does look like one.
The teenager went last week. The gilrfriend proper went yesterday with a text message "Welcome to Dumpsville, population one". Thanks to Homer Simpson for that one.
And the reason I dumped her was for attacking me with a garden rake when I called her a thick cow. And the reason I called her a thick cow was for answering my mobile phone to a withheld number that had a 17 year old 1st year appentice I had fired last week ranting and threatening to burn my van and house down etc on the other end. She gave him my address!!!!
Adam
On the Chatsworth Estate no doubt?
:-)
As we say in Scotland, "you've nae your troubles to seek"
Owain
Chavsworth Estate, more like.
Owain
Do we indeed? I don't! Depends on your accent, I suppose...
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