Oh... if you insist! :¬)
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Dumping the girlfiend
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Is that a pound a shag? and would that make me a gigolo?
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Yep, friction burns again. Brad
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OUCH !!!!! Brad
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I'll do it for him.
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Are you looking for serious suggestions? If so, I'd suggest none of them.
Do it in person - face to face - even if it earns you a slap. That way you will have given her as much dignity as possible, under the circumstances. It's more honorable too.
-- Nige Danton
Just do us all a favour though and let us know what happens, that is going to be really entertaining !! Brad
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That's it then, hide the steak knives lad. Brad
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PUBLISH AND BE DAMNED, LET US ALL SEE. Brad
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Yeh, look on the bright side, you didn't marry her. Brad
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.>...... A portion of chips, ...... tatty-bye!
Some sort of Scottish pun? Brad
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You shouldn't take her to the dump. She won't like it.
Why not face to face?
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Quite - there is still a place for a honorable behavior. Perhaps it's even more important when you suspect the news is will be badly received. Of course, it's easier said than done, but just take a deep breath and say it.
-- Nige Danton
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Yes, but only for the first!
No, because *she* wouldn't be paying you. ;-)
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Yes, it was a very painful mis-spelling of "coir".
;-)
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Not intended, but it does look like one.
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The teenager went last week. The gilrfriend proper went yesterday with a text message "Welcome to Dumpsville, population one". Thanks to Homer Simpson for that one.
And the reason I dumped her was for attacking me with a garden rake when I called her a thick cow. And the reason I called her a thick cow was for answering my mobile phone to a withheld number that had a 17 year old 1st year appentice I had fired last week ranting and threatening to burn my van and house down etc on the other end. She gave him my address!!!!
Adam
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On the Chatsworth Estate no doubt?
:-)
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As we say in Scotland, "you've nae your troubles to seek"
Owain
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Chavsworth Estate, more like.
Owain
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Do we indeed? I don't! Depends on your accent, I suppose...