"Suz" wrote | I have used a wine bottle in the past - some californian ones are a | good shape. Thought seeing it was the kids I could do without that | story being retold in school.
Oh don't fool yourself, primary school teachers are experts at finding out all about children's home lifes.
"This afternoon children we're going to draw a shopping trolley and I want you to draw in all the things mummy and daddy buy when they go shopping.
"You've drawn some apples and some mange-tout, Tamsin, very nice. What's that Wayne, well that's not how you spell special brew, why don't you rub it out and change it into a nice packet of hob-nobs? I'm sure your mummy does buy hob-nobs Wayne. Oh. Well I'm sure daddy didn't mean to get angry with mummy when she bought hob-nobs instead of special brew. Don't do that, George."
Owain