Why, that won't help with power-factor.
How's that help rms volts isn't going to assist in getting true power.
That depends on filtering.
Quite, so a modest attempt with filtering and ideally rms conversion would be fine. Any mains hash would be very local, and not all scopes can cope with a scope ground, can deal with true differential inputs for live-neutral measurement.
I think Johns solution is a good stab at getting results. They can be scaled to match actual meter readings.
If you want true power then you will need simultaneous measurement of volts and current, the sort of thing your current meter will do. I have wondered given there are periodic flashes with power and a magnetic optical reader, whether there is information to be gained there.
Example of the port that I see may have some security at different levels:
Mode A: Supports bidirectional data exchange at 300 baud without baud rate switching. This protocol mode permits data readout and programming with optional password protection.