Crime hotspot in N Norfolk

Should have some good footprints to work with...

Reminded me of this:

On Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:03:33 -0000, GB wrote:=

Too many police clearly, they've run out of real crimes.

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"Have you been hunting bear lately?" "No, the grass tickles."

Watch out for the follow-up crime when someone in a white camper van pours plaster of paris into the prints.

NORFOLK.

Did the prints show evidence of webbed feet ?.

Were there tracks of a Reliant Robin three wheeler outside ?.

I think I mentioned that one.

I was in town today, so viewed the offending concrete. There are indeed two or three footprints in the concrete, quite shallow.

I'd fill them in in a deliberately contrasting colour and make it a fun feature. I was told that the builder wants £1,000 to dig the lot up and relay it.

Actually, that sounds unkind to the builder, which I didn't mean to be. He's done a really rather nice job of laying the concrete, and he's obviously a perfectionist. The footprints spoil the effect he intended.

However, leaving the footprints going across it and filling them in a contrasting colour would be quite a fun way of dealing with it, at minimal expense.

On Sat, 31 Dec 2016 18:42:48 -0000, GB wrote:=

Or if he wants it to look as originally intended, just fill them in with= the same colour!

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Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as num= bers increase...the human question is not how many can possibly survive = within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who = do survive. -- Frank Herbert (Dune)

To be fair, if it was near me then I am sure my cat would have provided the footprints:-)