I have nothing against cats but I really did not like then pooing in my garden. I have tried everything. Then, I came across this. It works and is very reasonably priced at your local B&Q.
Some none drying anti climb paint around the inside of the fence works..
The cat jumps up and gets paint all over it while leaving. It takes it home and gets it all over the owners carpets, etc. Its none toxic but that doesn't stop the irate owners kicking the cat.
Colin Bignell
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to sure.
Apparently this Paul Daniels' joke was voted the worst at the Edinburgh Festival:
"Excuse me - is there a B&Q in Henley?"
"No mate, there's an H, an E an N ...."
Why are there chickens in Henley?
However, unlike the film, it will run out of ammo before all the cats are dead.
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