Bollocks,I told you not to dig too deep.

Apr 21, 2008 7 Replies

skip along with the asbestos and crushed fridges.

Adam

Fred West didn't :-)

Thats because he didn't do his maths. :0)

A novel and innovative "rockery"

Reminds me of a joke between two recently de-mobbed ex-forces schoolteachers overheard in more innocent times (Ca 1962).

T1) What's the definition of a "Bugger" ?

T2) He's a bloke who digs up dead women and shags them.

T1) What's the definition of a "Silly bugger" ?

T2) Dunno.

T1) He's one who forgets his shovel ...

Bet you Fred forgot his shovel

DG

Yes, but Fred's elevator didn't visit the top floor.....

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