Just checking if you recognise your tired old prose Duhve.
Nope. My walls including mortar get wet when it rains though. Do yours? Or are you still labouring under your delusional gaffe that mortars are waterproof?
What fantasies might they be then Duhve?
You should be first in the queue to deal with these delusions you keep having - about mortars being waterproof & people being alcoholics for examples.
Best of luck with it, but happy to keep helping :-D