What's the best diameter hole to drill through a length of wood to simulate a vagina? Is circular best?
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Best diameter hole?
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In days of old, when knights were bold and women weren't invented, Men, bored holes in telegraph poles and kept themselves contented.
from school 1948
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Tried a melon? Warm it gently before use.
Bill
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Portnoy says meat is better but it's too expensive. A reusable f*ck-plank is the way to go. Environmentally friendly too.
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Need to watch for creosote stains on your underwear.
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What about the splinters?
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Which variety - honeydew or water?
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Pricks for a prick's prick.
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cole you are a sicko ....
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In days of old, when knights were bold and paper weren't invented, They wiped their arse upon the grass and went away contented.
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Wrap sandpaper around it, making sure you get it sanding side out.
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,How do you know it's me? I have nothing to do with that post.
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From a lubrication POV, piel de sapo would be the logical choice but I haven't seen any in the shops since Brexit.
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sainsburys asda and waitrose all have it
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Sure you don't want to drill the hole in your head instead, that might stop your inane silly posts for a bit.
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Not here, they don't. The Asda and Tesco websites list them as "currently unavailable". At Morrisons they are "no longer stocked" (probably because they can't get any). I haven't tried Sainsburys yet and there isn't a Waitrose within 20 miles of here, so that isn't really an option even if they do have them.
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Well it's a bit early for northern hemisphere ones I guess Or do you think that cheap EU workers are no longer available in Spain?
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It is I discovered LATE for spanish and north African melons. And too early for southern hemisphere ones
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That doesn't rhyme. Arse and grass I mean.
Bill