What's the best diameter hole to drill through a length of wood to simulate a vagina? Is circular best?
Best diameter hole?
Aug 22, 2021
Last reply: 4 years ago
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In days of old, when knights were bold and women weren't invented, Men, bored holes in telegraph poles and kept themselves contented.
from school 1948
Tried a melon? Warm it gently before use.
Bill
Portnoy says meat is better but it's too expensive. A reusable f*ck-plank is the way to go. Environmentally friendly too.
Need to watch for creosote stains on your underwear.
What about the splinters?
Which variety - honeydew or water?
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Pricks for a prick's prick.
cole you are a sicko ....
In days of old, when knights were bold and paper weren't invented, They wiped their arse upon the grass and went away contented.
Wrap sandpaper around it, making sure you get it sanding side out.
,How do you know it's me? I have nothing to do with that post.
From a lubrication POV, piel de sapo would be the logical choice but I haven't seen any in the shops since Brexit.
sainsburys asda and waitrose all have it
Sure you don't want to drill the hole in your head instead, that might stop your inane silly posts for a bit.
Brian
Not here, they don't. The Asda and Tesco websites list them as "currently unavailable". At Morrisons they are "no longer stocked" (probably because they can't get any). I haven't tried Sainsburys yet and there isn't a Waitrose within 20 miles of here, so that isn't really an option even if they do have them.
Well it's a bit early for northern hemisphere ones I guess Or do you think that cheap EU workers are no longer available in Spain?
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It is I discovered LATE for spanish and north African melons. And too early for southern hemisphere ones
That doesn't rhyme. Arse and grass I mean.
Bill
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