"Millions of people will get an "armageddon" phone alert as the UK braces for Storm Eowyn.
"In the biggest ever alert, around 4.5 million people will hear a siren from their phones at 6pm. Phones will also vibrate for up to 10 seconds.
"It will be sent to people in parts of Scotland and Northern Ireland, where the Met Office has issued a rare "red alert" warning."
Daily Excresence...
Sigh.
I'll see you on the far side of the moon...