Working on an extension.
He said he needed a piss and asked where the toilet was. I replied in the front garden. The front garden is not that big.
So he had a piss IN the front garden BEHIND the portaloo that he totally failed to spot.
Apprentice at it again
Feb 04, 2016
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In article , ARW writes
ROTFL
Hmm class...
ARW scribbled
Scottish apprentice ?
ARW posted
No problem. Just tell him to come into work at 6am in the morning, and then change your mind and decide he doesn't need to, and don't bother to text him to tell him so. Then congratulate yourself that your manners are much better than his.
Do you have a reason for this rant?
I hope he becomes a top electrician. There's a difference between an embarrassing mistake and being fundamentally useless.
He's almost efficient enough to apply for a managment job here.
Yes being uselss takes lot of practice.
I'd do the same, for sure. Those portaloos are always gross!
The easy answer to that is to tell the apprentice to clean it out.
Owain
He could replace my ex-manager. Not that I've been bothered since I retired at the end of December!
I am sure the owners of the house would be impressed to see that.
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