-> ->
-> >
-> >> What is wrong with my toilet?
-> >>
-> >> Everytime I pull the flush handle the shit goes down the hole in the
-> >> bottom of the toilet. Then the toilet fills up halfway with water.
-> >> What the heck is causing this?
-> >> Something must be seriously wrong. There should not be water in
-> >> there.
-> >>
-> >
-> >Hi Tommy, how is school. You must be in the fifth grade now and you got to
-> >play on mommy's computer. Pretty soon you will be old enough to m*******te
-> >and have even more fun.
-> >
->
-> Masturbation is a sin.......
->
-> The male penis is an evil organ. As soon as a boy reaches puberty,
-> his penis becomes the devils organ. Satan created the penis to entice
-> men into perversion, and win these men over to the eternal fires of
-> hell. No man who dies with his penis attached to his body will ever
-> enter the kingdom of heaven. If you want to meet the Lord after you
-> die, you must remove this evil satanic organ from your body before you
-> die. The penis is like a sword, and it cuts, and harms everything it
-> touches. An ejaculating penis is like a gun shooting bullets that
-> kill. Whoever receives the s**en from an ejaculating penis is killed
-> spiritually, and their soul becomes the property of Satan. The Lord
-> will not offer eternal life to any male or female who touches s**en
-> from the serpent penis.
->
-> If you are a man, and you want to spend eternity in the Lords heaven,
-> you MUST sacrifice, and remove that evil organ from your body
-> immediately. The surgery is painless, given proper anestetic prior to
-> the removal, and you will never regret the surgery, knowing you are
-> now pure of heart body, and mind, and suited to enter the kingdom of
-> heaven. Do not wait, you could die today. and would spend all of
-> eternity in hell.
->
-> Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
-> life....
->
-> Do you love God? If you answered YES, then please read this, and
-> do what it says. God views sex as one of the foremost evils known to
-> the human race. But abstinance is not enough. If you truely want to
-> enter the kingdom of heaven and sit next to God's throne, you MUST
-> remove your sexual organs in order to become pure, in the eyes of God.
-> Doing this proves to God that you are truely one of his flock, and
-> proves that you truely love him. God intentionally created humans with
-> these evil organs, wanting mankind to remove them, to prove their love
-> of him.
->
-> Do you want to spend eternity with God? Now is the time to prove to
-> the Lord that you truely love him. If you are male, you must have
-> your evil penis surgically removed. If you are female, you must have
-> your evil vagina permanently stitched closed. These surgical
-> procedures can be painful, but consider the rewards. You will spend
-> eternity with the Lord. Isn't a few days of pain worth an eternity
-> with God? Consider the pain as your penance for all the sins of
-> mankind, and remember that pain and suffering is what earns you a
-> secure place in heaven.
->
-> You must have this surgery done before your death, so do not delay, or
-> you may spend eternity in the fires of hell. Everyone who dies with
-> these evil organs intact, is condemned to an eternity in hell. Make
-> TODAY the day you CHOOSE GOD!!!
->
-> Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
-> life, and make you worthy to enter the kingdom of heaven.
->
-> The Lord is my Savior
Wow. And I thought I was the only one who felt this way.