Use your Camcorder to record your murder

Oct 13, 2005 7 Replies

Lets say that you enter the parking lot of your local 7-11 store at



1am. You step out of your car to go to the store to get yourself another bottle of cheap wine. As you step out of your car, a murderer walks up to you with a small handgun and demands your money. Quickly, you grab your camcorder and record the guy pointing his gun at your forehead. The guy pulls the trigger and you drop dead on the pavement.

When the police arrive they find your camcorder clenched tightly in your dead hands. The police watch the video and minutes later they capture your murderer and arrest him. Thanks to your quick thinking and your camcorder, you got another murderer off the streets, and America is a safer place to live.



Always carry a comcorder everywhere you go !!!



Jammay


wrote

Why don't you take your comcorder and shove it up your oss............

What if he takes your camcorder.... finds footage of you having sex with priests and sells the tape to an internet pornographer. Then your parents commit suicide due to the embarrassment.

What then, huh?

I'd rather always carry a .45 Magnum, and shoot him with that instead. Seems like a better choice.

....makes a nice keepsake for your kids I guess....

David

on 10/13/2005 4:01 AM snipped-for-privacy@UNLISTED.com said the following:

Just switch to a bulletproof bucket.

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