I told her to just replace the thing but she says she likes the color, it matches her sink and that same color is no longer available.
I decided to look on-line and was shocked to see Kohler actually has toilets selling for as much as $6000.
(Maybe the plumber who tried to sell me a $2000 toilet last year was not as crooked as I thought.)
Anyway I was kind of surprised that not only could I not find anyplace selling a maroon toilet, I was also surprised at how for a company that sells toilets if that price, there are only ten choices for color.
This is one insane world