Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place, and a loud outside "entertainment sound system".
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it green with pink trim.
Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on top of it and "SCREAM" as loud as he could three or four times a day.
The City Council told me, "Forget it ....... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!" So, I re-sent the application a second time, but this time I called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part .......... it's going to be tax exempt!
I love this country. It's the government that scares me!