Thanks for your help, John, it's much appreciated. I myself have offered similar assistance to others, with equivalent gratitude.
I corresponded with Peerless customer support for a while. He seemed to think that if I ordered from Texas I would get a different faucet, but wouldn't tell me the stock number. If this is a national requirement, the bastard was clearly lying to me.
Dave Barry had a thing about a gang of vicious Canadian toilet smugglers.