OT - Spectrum Internet Equipment - Very Strange Wording

Feb 20, 2022 Last reply: 4 years ago 3 Replies

I received a replacement piece of equipment from Spectrum. The label on the package uses some very strange wording. Note: this is not the shipping label with my name and address on it. It's just a label across the opening that must be cut in order to open the box.



It starts with this, which I take as instructions that "someone" is giving to me. They even politely suggest that I "please visit" their website.



They are talking to me, I am listening to them.



"Returns Information Spectrum-leased equipment - Option 1 - Return to The UPS Store - Option 2 - Drop off at any Spectrum Store For detailed returns information, please visit: Spectrum.net/equipment-return"



Immediately after those instructions, there is this:



"Important Notice I am responsible for loss, repair, replacement and other damages and applicable charges associated with my use of this equipment."



Either I am suddenly talking to myself about what I am responsible for or the "I" in that sentence is the "person" who was giving me the return instructions.



Who the hell thought that this was a proper way to convey this information?



How would this ever hold up in court? If it said "By opening this package you agree that you are responsible..." that would make sense. Absent that, I have agreed to, and therefore am responsible for, nothing.


It's hilarious that you write that immediately after not using proper capitalization.

Totally irrelevant to the discussion about the wording used on the label.

"Thats has always been..."

Just another example of how poorly schools teach how to write english (sic).

That's also irrelevant because I've never read a software EULA written in the first person.

Still totally irrelevant to the discussion about the wording used on the label.

Wrong, as always.

You must have missed the card about taking an oath. You are supposed to put your hand on the bible and repeat those words.

Given that state of grammatical teaching, few would question the accuracy.

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