OT: Jackson noses bequeathed

[Stormin Mormon]

Not sure how true this is. But, "this just in"

[DerbyDad03]

Rumor has it that his heart Beat It.

[The Daring Dufas]

The paramedics remarked that he was white as a sheet.

TDD

[Bill]

Let's get the ball rolling here (as was with Elvis)...

Michael Jackson is not dead, etc., etc...

Then there was a Michael Jackson "sighting" [pick a location, any location].

Then someone needs to come up with a mirror or window which suddenly has his image appear in it. (Alert the media).

Someone else can find his image in a rock.

Then we will need a bunch of Michael impersonators.

Etc., etc.

[Bob Villa]

All in poor taste...what would Jesus say to you, StoMo?

[Stormin Mormon]

He would probably say that this is in poor taste. That said, the man just cried out to be made fun of. How many men do you know who have so many jokes in their honor?

Q: What do Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common? A: They both have boys underwear half off.

[Stormin Mormon]

I thought I saw Michael Jackson's nose. I reached for my camera, but by the time I got my camera out, I realized I'd blown it.

[ktos]

The Daring Dufas wrote in news:h26d1s$bsh$ [e-mail]:

You are idiots.