Let's get the ball rolling here (as was with Elvis)...
Michael Jackson is not dead, etc., etc...
Then there was a Michael Jackson "sighting" [pick a location, any location].
Then someone needs to come up with a mirror or window which suddenly has his
image appear in it. (Alert the media).
Someone else can find his image in a rock.
Then we will need a bunch of Michael impersonators.
He would probably say that this is in poor taste. That said,
the man just cried out to be made fun of. How many men do
you know who have so many jokes in their honor?
Q: What do Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both have boys underwear half off.
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