OT Idiot lights-out drivers

[Mr Macaw]

But badly.

[Mr Macaw]

My posts go over your head and it scares you you stupid woman.

[Mr Macaw]

Want a mud wrestle? What's your breast size?

[Mr Macaw]

It's no joke that women crash all the time.

[Mr Macaw]

There is zero point to buying a new car.

[Mr Macaw]

The extra money you would have had to spend on other things.

[Mr Macaw]

Surely a landscaper knows when grass starts growing.

[rbowman]

What other things? I live pretty simply and I can't think of anything else that I wanted to spend money on at that time.

[rbowman]

Most of the landscaping crews I've seen know a lot about grass but they're more oriented toward smoking it than growing it.

[Muggles]

So, why is car insurance more expensive for males of a certain age groups?

[Mr Macaw]

I ignore chips. Unless it's the windscreen and it cracks, then the police start moaning at me to get it replaced.

[rbowman]

The police here could give a damn. Collect enough chips though and in sub-zero temps cracks start running between them. I suppose someday the windshield in my pickup will fall out on my lap.

[Mr Macaw]

You mean COULDN'T give a damn. If they COULD give a damn that means that they want to give a damn, and they care about it.

There's actually a maximum length of crack/chip allowed here for the annual test -I think it's 1 inch or maybe half an inch, but only in the driver's half of the window. I think it's the part which the drivers side wiper clears.

[Mr Macaw]

You lack imagination. If nothing else, holidays and giving to charity.

[Mr Macaw]

Because we drive faster.

[rbowman]

Holidays? Let me see. I took 1988 and 1989 off, wandered around the country, did some volunteer work. Then for most of the '90s I took from November to April off. I've been to most of Canada, Mexico is a shithole, and I'm not too big on commercial flights.

[Mr Macaw]

America is a big place, it would take a lifetime to discover all of it.

[rbowman]

True, but there are parts I'd as soon skip.