OT: How to run considerably faster

[Mr Macaw]

[philo]

Great invention

but if one fell or bumped into something...maybe not so great.

[Mr Macaw]

Health and softy ideas are not permitted in this newsgroup. Please castrate yourself immediately.

[philo]

Maybe you meant to say "castigate"

sheesh it would be nuts to castrate oneself... or would it be not nuts ???

[gfretwell]

Just watch that you don't get an uncontrollable urge to shoot your model girlfriend in the loo.

[(PeteCresswell)]

Per Mr Macaw:

Cresswell Predicts: That is going to catch on with a certain segment of the populace.

[Mr Macaw]

I did mean castrate. I'm evil.

[Mr Macaw]

I thought shooting was allowed in Suth Effrica? Or is that only the Kaffirs?

[Mr Macaw]

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