Just got a call from a telemarketer telling me they have health insurance in my are. Press 2 to speak to an agent.
So the agent gets on the line and asks if it is individual or family. I tell him it is family. Then asked if it was me and my wife. I explained, not exactly. It is me and my not born yet child. I want him covered. My girlfriend is pregnant with my baby and her husband does not have insurance so can you cover her too?
We got disconnected.
Seems like a lot of telemarketers hang up on me and I don't know why. Some seem nice enough and ask "how are you?" They ask so I take the time to tell them. Woke up this morning with a stomach ache and now I got the s**ts. Every 20 minutes I gotta s*it. Didn't make it one time and s*it my pants.
Another one I get is asking me if I have pain and Medicare will send me a brace. Well I do have pain. Got hemorrhoids and it hurts every time I take a dump. Have anything that helps? My ass is really sore.
Others want to fix my computer. They lead me through a series of steps and what to type. Then they ask what I see on the screen. I exclaim "thank you, it is a p*rn movies and your sister is sucking a big dck" \
You'd think by now they would have a "do not call this asshole list" and pass over me.