OT: Adult colouring books? WTF?

[Commander Kinsey]

Have you ever tried to paint a ceiling? It gives you a stiff neck.

BTW, rbowman can't see your reply in uk.d-i-y.... duh.

[Rod Speed]

Its free, stupid.

[Rod Speed]

Succeeded in doing that too.

Didn't when I did it.

[Commander Kinsey]

Yet another case of you not reading the next line before interrupting.

[Commander Kinsey]

Are you a bat?

[Rod Speed]

Wrong, as always.

[Rod Speed]

Nope. And Michelangelo wasn't either, just a wog.

[Commander Kinsey]

Eyes too close together, never trust anyone who looks like that.

[Commander Kinsey]

[Commander Kinsey]

I had a friend when I were a young lad who only ever used the brown felt tip. I distinctly remember something to do with an enormous shit he drew that was going to consume the entire world.

Just how many colours do you need for a cat's bottom?

[Commander Kinsey]

There's something to be said for relaxing the brain, but colouring books are going too far. How about something with a slight amount of brain power, a jigsaw for example?

[rbowman]

Depends on if the cat has cleaned its asshole lately...

[rbowman]

What part of stress relief don't you understand?

[Commander Kinsey]

That turning off the brain of an intelligent person is not desirable.

[Commander Kinsey]

They seem to self clean. Humans are unusual in not producing mucus to aid the smooth outlet of shit. Hence we end up needing to wipe our arses.

However I did have one cat (the only long haired one in a litter of short haired cats) who didn't understand what to do with his ridiculously long fur. His arse ended up caked in shit, and he couldn't clean the rest of his body properly either. He also over-ate, which I've never seen a cat do. I sold him to someone who desperately (for some reason) wanted a long haired cat.

[Max Demian]

It's the consistency of the shit that counts. Sometimes I don't need to wipe, but I have to do so to tell. Also humans have buttocks to get smeared due to our bipedalism.

[Commander Kinsey]

Most times I use just over half a 200 sheet roll and flush three times to avoid blocking it. Maybe I have a bad diet.

Agreed, I looked that up once.

[Rod Speed]

It can be if they are obsessed about something for no good reason or are just neurotic. And don't try claiming that no intelligent person ever is. Some like Tesla were in fact close to barking mad at times.

[Commander Kinsey]

I "turn off" my brain by using it less. Something less demanding than what I was doing. But I don't have to turn it off completely. In fact doing so makes the brain bored so it ponders what you were trying to stop thinking about.

[Commander Kinsey]

I guess you're one of those people who can actually think of nothing when asked to do so. "Free your mind of all thoughts". Not possible for anyone of intelligence. The brain never stops.