*OT* A bit of friendly advice :-)

So you drink a lot of water then? ?(?)?

On Mon, 14 Aug 2017 10:30:02 +0100, Uncle Monster w= rote:

Water around London is recycled 7 times. They actually are drinking tre= ated sewage.

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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million ty= pewriters, and newsgroups are nothing like Shakespeare

That's because you're all oozing with money. Nobody with a normal amoun= t of cash would be able to afford overpriced London.

The average wage in the UK is =C2=A320K. The average bank gives a mortg= age 3.5 times your salary. That makes a =C2=A375K house. Explain how t= he f*ck anyone affords a house in the south?

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I'm saying its not necessarily the water quality that makes them live lo= nger. It could be because they're richer.

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