*OT* A bit of friendly advice :-)

[Bod]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine

And those who don't and are always

Seen with a bottle of water "In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria".

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria

Found in faeces

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or rum, whiskey or other liquor),

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of Shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

[Uncle Monster]

So you drink a lot of water then? ?(?)?

[8~{} Uncle Observant Monster

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Mon, 14 Aug 2017 10:30:02 +0100, Uncle Monster w= rote:

Water around London is recycled 7 times. They actually are drinking tre= ated sewage.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

That's because you're all oozing with money. Nobody with a normal amoun= t of cash would be able to afford overpriced London.

The average wage in the UK is =C2=A320K. The average bank gives a mortg= age 3.5 times your salary. That makes a =C2=A375K house. Explain how t= he f*ck anyone affords a house in the south?

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

I'm saying its not necessarily the water quality that makes them live lo= nger. It could be because they're richer.

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