Only one EV charger at home?!

F*ck the regs. It's your house.

In English please?

The trouble is the car makers haven't made the cars to take more than 8kW on a single phase. Either cost or because they don't think anyone wants to.

But you can always create three phase from single.

So the only review states the first one shipped was faulty. And they have a picture of a 40A breaker and say it's 80A. Doesn't sound like a company which knows what it's doing.

You're in the UK I believe? Well Whatcar etc etc etc disagrees. "All petrol and diesel sold in the UK must conform to British and European standards - EN228 for unleaded and for diesel EN590. This means that they should all work in the same way"

Supermarket fuel is cheaper because they make a smaller profit. Just like their bread costing less than a baker.

In some countries that lack the 'effectiveness' of the UK HMRC at collecting tax, they have resorted to taxing via the electricity supply (which is difficult to evade, apart from lawless places like Africa).

The government steals from us, so we should steal from them.

Who gives a f*ck about insurance? I was actually told by the police on a routine stop I didn't have business insurance to sell stuff door to door. But they didn't give a s*it. They said the insurance might refuse to pay out. I said "oh dear". I mean seriously? Why would I be more likely to have an accident because there are products in the back?

You wanted him to fornicate while driving?

They just blow away, not a problem. It's not like you're filling indoors.

Anyway, see the floppy plastic ring round them? That stops the vapours.

Why is she scared of using petrol?

You only use one hand to hold the nozzle. Or you could count?

I've never had foam when filling a diesel car.

That is not reasonable. 7kW is a trickle charge for overnight purposes. Decent EVs can power your house, why can't they charge a car?

People using Li Ion in their house are fools. Lead Acid is a tried and tested chemistry at a SEVENTH of the price. The extra weight doesn't matter if it's at home. And don't say you can't deep discharge them. You can run a deep cycle leisure battery completely flat 220 times and it only loses 20% capacity. Not like the old car batteries where a few times and it was dead.

Better to go up in flames when you're not in it and travelling at speed.

Oh wait, they don't go at speed. Am I right in thinking 80mph is about the most you get from a non-sporty EV? My 21 year old Renault petrol car goes 120mph (albeit with a worrying smell and vibration).

Yip, what the f*ck was the point in that?

F****ng treehuggers.

No, you have yards with grass on them. You f***ed up the language good and proper.

S*it has many meanings, one is excrement, one is "not very good at all".

It's babyish.

Women are soft. I prefer the kind who say F*CK all the time.

No, it's pathetic.

They're usually the ones who think blacks should have equal rights. Maybe they're actually bleached blacks?

They need basic common sense to do their job. The current lot fail terribly. But it does mean they're easy to outsmart. I've got away with a lot of crime.

Like your claim you can spend hours in freezing water, claim to have a high IQ and a degree (was it in physics or micro-electronic?), this is another to add to your list of lies.

When was the last time you found an obliging lady? It has been suggested you're still a virgin.

I ate some cheese yesterday which tasted like white spirit. I assume it had fermented. Didn't do me any harm.

Some things, including snow, you cannot have too much of. Others are money and sex.