Only one EV charger at home?!

[Max Demian]

Half the time I can't tell the difference.

Maybe children should be forced to be naked from the waist down so we can tell what they are.

[Vladimir Putin]

Sounds shit. I see no reason to stop cutting.

Alt.home.repair is for Americans you fool.

[Vladimir Putin]

So what? If it's a tree behind you, you'd soon start looking If it's a flowerbed, you're going to crush it anyway.

[Vladimir Putin]

Were they retarded?

We mow lawns, concrete yards don't grow.

[Vladimir Putin]

Try looking where you're going? And try bringing up children with brains.

[Slevin]

Backing over a child with a Juan Deere is really just a postpartum abortion. Why are the Democrats opposed?

[z38.310]

Or you could just vaxxicide them. Vaxxicides are safe and effective.

‘Perfectly Healthy’ 15-Month-Old Girl Dies Two Days After Routine Vaccination Melody Rain Palombi-Malmgren died at age 15 months from cardiac arrest and organ failure, just two days after receiving the varicella, DTaP and Hib vaccines.

[Vladimir Putin]

Sounds like my aunt's dog. She has zero interest in toys. I did manage to get her interested in a game of petanque, which caused much hilarity. She randomly moved balls around while we were playing.

She sees no point in games, she was a breeder, which makes her try to stop any fights between any other dogs. Quite weird, human mothers don't do such things.

[Vladimir Putin]

Then your car is shit, or your leg is weak.

[Vladimir Putin]

Why do you object to naked people? If they're hot, lust after them, if they're not, don't.

[Vladimir Putin]

You can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl?!

Everyone should be completely naked, it makes life much more fun.

[Slevin]

Because you can't unsee a naked Hildabeast.

[Vladimir Putin]

I can. An ugly naked person is just something uninteresting. A hot naked person is the one I remember.

If I see a Lada Riva and a Ferrari Daytona, I only remember the Ferrari.

[Vladimir Putin]

It's a good way to kill off some of the gullible. But it cost a lot of tax payer's money and we only got 0.1% of them.