Keep those windows working properly. You life depends on it.
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He's a great all around helluva guy because his friends say so. Someone must have put him in that window cause he would never do that.
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I thought Fridays were "Florida Man" days.
Still, I'll take a bonus Tuesday sighting of Florida Man.
Cindy Hamilton
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The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It's hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the sickest thing I have ever dreamed up, it is surpassed by something that happens in real life.
Carl Hiaasen
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Ed Pawlowski used his or her keyboard to write :
I have some guillotine style windows. How does one sharpen them?
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It almost seems redundant to say "Florida man" once you see the rest of the headline.
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The real question is if the homeowner was sort of helping the window close with all his weight...
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Shouldn't matter. His intent was to steal and the homeowner may have felt a danger for his/her life.
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I'm just wondering if he should get an attaboy for creativity. You have to be pretty chill to strangle a burglar with a window.
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Quite to the contrary, you might just be pissed.
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LOL...agreed. I can imagine the snide grin peering down at the idiot while the life is oozing out of him.
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Once you know the weasel is trapped, don't just stand there, go for help. Walk over to the firehouse and tell them about it. Take your time. It's a long ways so stop and rest along the way. You wouldn't want a heart attack or anything ;-)
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I was picturing a 100 pound 88 year old woman.
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Either way it is a pane in the neck.
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Bata Boom! LOL...nice. He'll be here all week, folks.
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Tip your waiters and waitresses.
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Vaudeville ain't dead.
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What are the odds that the burglar's relatives will try to sue the homeowner?
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I'd give it a 110% probability... He was a good boy, wrongful death all the way.
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Yeah the window manufacturer probably gets hit too.