Calling all current and former Juvenile Delinquents,
I need recommendations for a super soaker.
1) user: little old lady (sister in law)
2) use: scare off stray cats beating up on
3) must not leak all over the sister-in-law.
(Okay, funny, but still ...)
4) Must be cheap enough not to break the bank.
5) must accept a laser pointer. Okay, we can
skip this one.
Be nice if there was a way to add some Tabasco
Sauce to the payload (cats hate Cayenne pepper).
Maybe I will send her a head band with it!
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all
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