Man's Best Friend is NOT his Dog
Man's Best Friend IS his GUN.
A gun can get you thru the worst of times as well as the best. If someone makes your life miserable, just one pull of the trigger and they are gone forever. If your life becomes too hard to cope, just point your gun at your head and your problems are over.
No dog, animal or person will ever be a better friend than your gun.
Your gun is AWESOME. Thank it with a hug and a kiss.
Guns will get you thru times of no money, better than money will get you thru times without a gun.
You'll never have a better friend than your gun!