I am looking for another way to apply caulking. I was told to use a
caulking gun but I am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home.
My wife is deadly afraid of guns too. Is there some other way to apply
On Apr 17, 6:52 am, email@example.com wrote:
Now wait a second. The poster has a valid point. Caulking guns are
deadly weapons. If the caulk has dried up, you could squeeze the
trigger enough times and build up enough pressure to seriously injure
the cat when it un-jams without warning. Or if you turn it around and
look down the "barrel" to see what's causing the jam, you could get a
glop of caulk up your nose. If it then hardened, you would need to
drill it out. Or his wife might be concerned that he might get so
frustrated with his lousy caulking job that he might take the caulk
tube out and use it as a stabbing weapon. Now the gun has become a
My wife leaves the house with the kids and the dog, and goes shopping
when I use a caulking gun...just to be safe!
Especially the "Assault" Caulk Guns. You know, the Semi-Automatic
ones that will shoot their load with each and every squeeze of the
trigger finger. The faster you squeeze the trigger finger, the faster
the caulk gun shoots it's load. However, I hear they are going to be
outlawed in most panty waist Liberal States and replaced by a single
shot caulk gun that has to be reloaded after each and every shot.
However, you will still need to pass a background check even to get
your hands on the single shot models and you still can't carry the
single shot models around in states that don't have caulking gun carry
When Caulking Guns are outlawed, only Outlaws will have Caulking Guns.
You can have my caulking gun when you pry it from my cold dead
You know, it makes me wonder what would have happened if those
Virginia Tech students had been carrying caulking guns? Maybe
stuck that madman to the corner of the shower?
Maybe let people buy caulk, but have a waiting period for the
Christopher A. Young
You can\'t shout down a troll.
On 17 Apr 2007 17:06:17 -0700, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
Since so many people are dying from caulking guns, and since it's the
people that shoot them that are doing the killing, not the caulking
guns themselves. We must all band together and BAN PEOPLE. If there
are no people to shoot these caulking guns, no one will die from them.
Lets contact the federal government and have them initiate a total ban
on people. I'm sure the BBB (Bouncing Bush Brigade) will find a way
to save humanity from terrorist caulkers, and those deadly
caulksuckers that loiter in aisle 9 at the True Value caulking
department, and everyone that shops there ends up paying for all the
caulks that get sucked dry without being paid for.
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