Man attacked by Omulet causes New Orleans disaster

Sep 29, 2005 28 Replies

Hmmmmm. I'll have to think about this. It just might work. If sold, those conservative screwballs in Shreveport couldn't keep trying to take the spice out of New Orleans' hot sauce.

And if the sale could be extended to the Louisiana Purchase, think of all those wuthless red states that we'd git shut of. But I don't think France could handle Kansas and Montana. I suspect they might try to sell them to Iran where fundamentalism is a way of life.

Oh sure,......That's what "THEY" want us all to think. Just hallucinations, or swamp gas.

So how do you explain the guys from area 51 taking it away in a black van ?

I've had this idea of getting rid of the many politicians in Washington by combining states. Do we really need 100 senators? Let cut it in half or more. There won't be any North and South anything. Just make one big Carolina. Same with Dakota, but toss in Nebraska too as no one pays much attention to it anyway.

Delaware and Maryland hardly take up any space so combine them with the Virginias. New Jersey has become a suburb of New York, so split it and give the other half to PA. Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado makes a nice box of a state. You get the idea. Now we double the number of citizens represented by House members and effectively cut that group by half too. Can you see the streamlined efficient Congress now?

On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:28:32 GMT, Wm_SL choked out these words:

in the States, it's sometimes spelled 'omlet.' IOW, there must be more than one spelling for the same thing.

it's like the whole Romania/Rumania thing. or not. :)

david

Don't forget Tenntucky and Missibama. Don't know what to do with Georgia. Move the Braves to Chattanooga, then sell it too along with Florida and Texas.

"GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!"

Ick.

The thread just went racist. Time to killfile it......

Wait a minute, I thought all damage done by Katrina, including the fact of Katrina, was George Bush's fault.

Alceste Tourette

"PRESIDENT BUSH DOESN'T LIKE KILL FILES!!"

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