I am having a problem. It's the 4th of July and we got company
coming. All our relatives and friends are coming this evening to get
drunk and eat while the kids shoot off fireworks. Yesterday my
husband bought all the beer booze fireworks and food. On the way home
his steering wheel came off and he had to get toed home. Then last
night the wind blew off our front door and a tree fell on our picnic
table. He plans to have the door, table and car fixed by the time
I just started to make some jello that the recipe says to add some
cream. We dont have no cream. When I asked my hubby to go to the
store he got all pissed. He said "I cant drive the goddamn car, and I
cant fix the fu**
ing house and go to the store at the same time".
Then he asked me what kind of cream it says. I told him it says "add
cream". He told me to go to the bathroom and get some of his shaving
cream, and said that will work fine and after everyone starts drinking
they wont even know.
Is he right? Can I use shaving cream in the jello?
One other question. He's been drinking all night and it looks like he
is putting the door upside down because the window is on the bottom.
Does that matter? I dont want to say anything about it because he is
real grumpy today. He'll be better after he gets drunk.
PS, If anyone needs any Amway stuff, let me know.