Here is how to deal with squirrels

[T]

Make sure you are not eating or driving anything when you watch this:

[hubops]

When it's flyin' time again you're gonna heave me.

I can see that far-away look in the skies.

I can tell as I'm sailin past that starling

That it won't be long before it's flyin time.

apologies to Buck Owens

John T.

[T]

This one is even better

The fun starts a 0:59

Lots of slow motion from several angles. You can almost hear the squirrels yelling "OH S***!". And when the land and run back for more, you can almost hear them yelling "AGAIN! AGAIN!"

[bowman]

Back when I was less mellow the people in the first floor apartment had a cat that would come up to the second floor porch to snoop around. One day the cat was particularly annoying so I put him in a paper grocery sack and tossed him over the porch railing.

'The very next day' my ass. The cat came back in less than 2 minutes and said 'That was fun. Can we do it again?' I gave up and went back to ignoring him.

[T]

Hysterical!

Cats HATE to be ignored. Good times. Good times.