Dummy Award of the Month

Just the standard warning that comes on many things. I have seen all kind of funny things like this on other items.

Feels so good to make fun of those Chinese doesn't it?

Most likely, they're trying to tell you to move the device showing interference to a different circuit.

My pool ladder came with a warning to change it or some part of it every year. Still trying to figure that one out.

You're probably supposed to change the pool ladder's batteries or move the cord to a different outlet every year, to prevent underwater tv and radio interference. :)

Yes, the Chinamen's feeble attempts at using the King's English are a laugh riot! There's even a web site that memorializes the hilarity:

Silly foreigners! No tickee no washee!!

No, they're saying to move the ladder to a different swimming pool every year. Best do this when no one in pool.

I came across this line in a Chinese motorscooter manual:

Check if almuce of connector is covered and fixation is tight (picture of electrical connector).

"almuce" is a little piece of cellophane tape carrying some alien writing that no human can read. It repels the Arcturan Licking Rat, which has a fondness for motorscooters. These rats are so stupid that they can't read something unless it's covered. The writing makes them run away and lick themselves to death.

That does fit. Now I understand the whole page.