I am afraid there will be more terrorism in America soon. I am
getting ready by stocking up on duct tape. So far I bought 2368 rolls
and cleaned out every store in town, and another town nearby. I have
put all of them in my bomb shelter which I had built in my basement
this summer. We have enough food for 2 weeks and some water faucets a
portable toilet, several guns, lots of beer, and a first aids kit. So
we are all set.for the worst, except I read the homeland security
website and think I need more duct tape. There are only three
problems. #1. None of the stores have any more duct tape on their
shelves. #2. How do I get the tape off the roll. #3. How do I get it
off my body (and my family), once the bombs stop falling?
I learned all the survival skills when I was an eagle scout, but back
then, there was no mention of ducttape. But I am getting prepared and
know that I and my family can survive the worst. I also know that by
buying duct tape, I am doing my part to stop terrorism.