Some guy called me today and told me that he is from a satelite or
something like that. He said that for $79 he would put a dish on my
roof. That is really stupid. Why would I want a dish on my roof?
I dont eat on the roof. Besides, I got a whole sink full of dishes
and if I want one on the roof, all I got to do is sleep with Robby my
neighbor and he will put the dish up there for free. He told me that
if I sleep with him he will fix anything in my house for free. Why do
people put dishes on their roof anyhow? Is that so they dont have to
wash them, or do they stop roof leaks?