I have decided to add all cordless tools to the list of SUCKER
PRODUCTS. People who buy SUCKER PRODUCTS are truly suckers, and the
companies that make and see these products know there is a sucker born
every minute. YOU could be one of them.
You might think that $49.99 cordless drill on sale at $39.99 is a
bargain, and you quickly open your wallet and dump that amount on the
checkout counter. You get home and find this so called tool lacks
power, but you manage to use it on jobs with low power demands. Then
one year comes along and the battery is so weak it will only drive 8
screws before the battery needs a recharge. Being the sucker that you
are, you plunk down $70 for a new battery, and the company laughs at
you all the way to the bank, knowing how much of a sucker you are for
spending more than the cost of the drill for a replacement battery.
Of course, in another year, they'll get to laugh again when you need
another new battery, and year after year they laugh at your stupidity.
Cordless tools are not really tools anyhow. They're TOYS. Remember
when you were a kid and has a toy drill that ran on 2 D-cell
batteries. Well, these so called cordless tools are just a slight
improvement. Consider them "Toys for Adults". These differ from the
REAL tools that adults used to get in the mid 1900's. Those came with
electrical cords and had power. But the manufacturers of these
cordless tools figured they would make the cord look like some sort of
enemy and using the right wording, they convinced many once sane
adults that these cordless tools are an improvement because they dotn
have a cord. Well, excuse me, but but I'll struggle with the cord a
lot easier than when the goddamn batteries go dead halfway thru a job.
But suckers buy these things by the case, and spend a fortune on
batteries yearly, rather than struggle with a cord, which might get in
Oh well, the suckers who buy these cordless toys are the same idiots
who buy ink jet printers. These fools spend $29.95 for the printer,
then spend $50 for ink every two months. And anyone with a brain
knows that the cost to make this ink is less than one half dollar.
The sellers of that ink KNOW you're a sucker, and they spend half of
each work day just laughing their asses off at the suckers that buy
their expensive ink refills.
Now you know the reason that after clothing, cordless tools and ink
jet printers are the number one items sold at rummage and garage
sales. Most of the time these items work just fine, that's after you
spend a fortune on batteries or ink. And the people who run these
rummage sales also know there's a sucker born every minute, and that
sucker could be YOU.
And if you think the list of SUCKER PRODUCTS ends here, think again.
Everytime you spend $4 for a gallon of gasoline, YOU ARE A SUCKER.
Everytime you spend $5 for a loaf of bread, YOU ARE A SUCKER. These
companies KNOW that you must have that gas to drive and that bread to
eat. Unfortunately, many of us have no choices when it comes to
gasoline and food, but I'll be the first person to NEVER buy another
cordless tool or inkjet printer. There are alternatives !!!!