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Your knowledge of certain plants borders on encyclopedic. However, your
grasp of Latin and Greek is so bad you are unable to come up with
believable fake plants taxa. You tend to annoy some people extremely,
while others actually appreciate you.
They weren't supposed to be believable, just ridiculous, just like you are
Let's see you come up with something better instead of being a prissy
crybaby, Salt Flats.
What's your problem anyway? Did your pride get hurt when you did a Google
search only to find out the names were fakes?
Now everybody knows the names were phony baloney, you lackluster spoil
sport, even the slowest ones in the group like Emilie.
You probably killed all your favorite plants years ago!!!
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Its time for you to change your meds, Saltsucker.
You are truly delusional if you actually believe you are a plant psychic and
can tell anything about a person by the plants they grow. You have been
chomping down on too much herbage in your weed patch!!!
Try these three.
Sansevieria kirkii var. pulchra
email@example.com (Zemedelec) wrote in
You are a connoiseur of fine things but realize the value common things as
well. You are bold and expressive when the situation demands because your
strength comes from a deeply rooted investiture in your self and the life
around you. You dislike the impositions of modern society and secretly
yearn for a simpler time.
You appreciate things that are multi- or at least dual-natured. You value
self-sufficency and like being able to "pull your own weight" if not more.
You are a straight forward person and value the same in others and the
objects around you - you value something because it is truely of value and
not merely because it appears to be so.
firstname.lastname@example.org (NAearthMOM) wrote in
You are traditional in your likes and dislikes although strangers will
try to convince you that their idea of 'traditional' is more valid than
Generally, you are not particular about details, because as far as
you're concerned, "it's all good".
You are more creative ("right-brained") than most people, although your
talent has not been fully developed.
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