OT No mention of gardens but....

William Wagner · 2007-09-25T19:53:50+00:00

My friend Don sent me this.....DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO..........After Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse.One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Walmart.Dear Mrs. Fenton:Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our videosurveillance cameras.1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minuteintervals.3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.5. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.6. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told othershoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.7. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirrorwhile he picked his nose.9. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the anti- depressants were.10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly hummingthe"Mission Impossible" theme.11. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsedthrough, yelled "PICK ME!...

Sep 25, 2007 33 Replies

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Charlie 19 years ago

My question is related to the domain information in that you hooked it, as a response, to a post I made to you.

My post: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com Your response: PJSGi.16373$ snipped-for-privacy@news01.roc.ny

So yeah, it matters, in that one might assume that you were trying to imply that I was Charlie Carolan, which is wrong.

And yeah, my question has rhyme and reason. You don't get it, just like I didn't get your reference.

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JoeSpareBedroom 19 years ago

I'm talking now about your necktie question. I have no interest in the domain question or anything related to it. So, unless you want to explain the necktie question, this game is now over.

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Charlie 19 years ago

Perhaps it is no longer a game. I asked a very serious question. Why did you post two replies to my posts that insinuated that I was Charlie Carolan? And then continue those insinuations in subsequent posts?

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JoeSpareBedroom 19 years ago

Do I have an accent or something? You will receive no further information about that. Get it?

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Charlie 19 years ago

Oh yeah, I get it.

Old Joke...

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from covering their heads.

Get it?

My first question has now been answered to my satisfaction. Are you satisfied with your answer?

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JoeSpareBedroom 19 years ago

Your response matched my expectations.

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Charlie 19 years ago

As did your responses match my expectations.

We are both satisfied, ja?

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JoeSpareBedroom 19 years ago

Good night, Mr. Carolan.

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Charlie 19 years ago

Row, row, row your boat.......

Seems like this is a cute trick of yours.

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Maybe he doesn't want to answer a question like that in a public forum. Try asking him privately:

snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com

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Billy 19 years ago

I would have wagered that they were extra terrestrial. Very strange experience, but this IS California, strange, here, is kinda normal.

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Cheryl Isaak 19 years ago

Nope, in southern New Hampshire. Tattoo was in block letters, allowing the then 6 year old to read it, out loud and be hustled out of the aisle quickly.

Now - I have never shopped WM for food items except the odd candy bar at the checkout, so I have no clue about the prices or quality. I have bought school supplies, fabric, yarn and some clothing. Oh and the odd plant, but never soil products. I think the chain has suffered grievously since Sam Walton passed away and won't go unless there is specific list of items I want and that I know are all there and I don't have much time to hit 3-5 different stores.

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