It was after a brewmasters siminar in Dusseldorf and some of the
brewmasters went down for a drink. First in was the brewmaster from
Budweiser who asked for a Bud on draft. Next in was the brewmaster from
Labatt's who asked for a Labatt on draft. Then the brewmaster from
Lowenbrau ordered a Lowenbrau on draft. Finally, the brewmaster from
Guiness came in, took one look around and, said to the barman, "Give me
a Coke". Stunned, the other brewmasters said,"Paddy, why are you
drinking a Coke"?
Looking grimly at them, Paddy said. "If you fookin' pansies aren't gonna
drink beer, neither an I."
"Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the
merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together.
They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy
their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets
stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it
out over the beer and yells, 'Spit it out! Spit it out, you little
Charlie, dreamin of corned beef and cabbage and colcannon
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