Got two cans going on about 10 years. Kills all sorts if you have too.
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14 years ago
Got two cans going on about 10 years. Kills all sorts if you have too.
My favorite poison...
Ultimate split ingredients.....
It was after a brewmasters siminar in Dusseldorf and some of the brewmasters went down for a drink. First in was the brewmaster from Budweiser who asked for a Bud on draft. Next in was the brewmaster from Labatt's who asked for a Labatt on draft. Then the brewmaster from Lowenbrau ordered a Lowenbrau on draft. Finally, the brewmaster from Guiness came in, took one look around and, said to the barman, "Give me a Coke". Stunned, the other brewmasters said,"Paddy, why are you drinking a Coke"?
Looking grimly at them, Paddy said. "If you fookin' pansies aren't gonna drink beer, neither an I."
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, 'Spit it out! Spit it out, you little bastard!'
Charlie, dreamin of corned beef and cabbage and colcannon
Perhaps a universal antidote ?
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