Miracle Gro for Dummies

May 25, 2005 8 Replies

Back of Miracle Gro liquid concentrate container: Mix 1 capful in 2 gallons of water ( 1/2 capful in 1 gallon of water).



And.....heeeere's your sign! :-)


Is that a baseball cap or a skull capful?

"Doug Kanter" wrote in news:za0le.2132$ snipped-for-privacy@news01.roc.ny:

I drank 5 glasses already and my garden isn't any greener, although my face is? Is it supposed to work this way?

The message from Salty Thumb contains these words:

We won't know until you flower. Watch out for slugs.

Janet

You have to put an olive in it, or it is ineffective.

IMHO, those who use Miracle-Gro on their gardens are a most as dumb as those who drink it.

vince norris

Isn't all Miracle Gro for dummies?

Its blue because its true!!!

I would have expected you to have tried smoking it!!!

It's useful as a transplant solution, although fish emulsion is a comfortable substitute.

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