Depends.... if you do like we did yesterday and buy a tree too big for the
house it's murder.... even if you cannibalize the tree and make wreaths and
garlands for the house, that adds the charge of mutilation.... having your
children hid their faces and drag the remains to behind the garage is aiding
and abetting.... I'm going away for a very long time :::hangs head in shame:::
zone 5 CT
Murder ? - Not likely.
How would a Jewish (Judean) carpenter be able to do his job about 200
years ago if no trees were cut down for his family's business?
Being extreme may be a sin, but not living life in moderation
The forest gnomes will sentence you to an appropriate punishment. What they
will do is sentence you to 20 years at the BPCI..
Beaver Pond Correctional Institution.
There you will live with the beavers and help them cut trees, but it will be
done using the beaver method: with your teeth.
: > The forest gnomes want to sue me because I cut a few trees in my
: > garden next to the forest.
: > Is cutting trees murder and will they sentence me to death?
: Absolutely...and for real justice you must be hung on a gallows...a WOODEN
And a CCA treated one at that.
As has been pointed out in this or another newsgroup, this troll is
collecting responses for a contest on the scot.ltd group. If you must
respond to his juvenile postings (on every newsgroup he can find), at
least remove the scot one from the group list.
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