I´ve killed so many people in the last years, are all these corpses in my garden dangerous for my flowers?
Corpses in my garden
Nov 04, 2003
10 Replies
Fascinating.
Do tell us where you live and how to get there.
A lot of people would like to see this first hand.
Not at all, as long as you make sure that you have enough dirt on them they should decompose nicely and make some really yummy dirt.
Whatever you do don't sprinkle any Viagra on them, (?it might raise the dead).
Maybe you could invest in a real butch, beef eating dog.
Be careful not to trip on the daisies.
snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com (Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@posting.google.com:
You're about 3 days late you ghoul, but it shouldn't be too bad. Just make sure no rats run into any mole land-mines you have laying around. Could make quite a mess and also bring in some nosy neighbors. For some reason neighbors don't compost well.
- Silly Thumb
As long as you don't embalm them you should be OK.
I would recomend putting them through a meat grinder first.
If you bury them neatly, they'll mimic raised beds...
"Tina Gibson" wrote in news:x0Rpb.290616$pl3.76812 @pd7tw3no:
And lime them, of course ???
Or try a wood chipper, a la "Fargo"
"Come into my garden, my flowers want to meet you!"
They would be far less dangerous than neighbours.
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