40 pikeys arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter meets them, and says,
"You can't all come in; we've only got room for 10! I'll give you 1/2
an hour to sort yourselves out,OK?"
1/2 an hour later, St Peter crashes into God's office and shouts
God says "What, all 40 of them?"
St. Peter says "Not the pikeys, the f*cking gates!"