In our local DIY shop this morning. Customer (male, my age, well dressed, pompous manner) "It needs to be one metre and 30 centimetres." Salesgirl "Oh that's OK. It comes in 1.4 metre lengths." Customer "Well that won't be long enough then will it?" Salesgirl. "Yes, you'll just need to trim a bit off." Customer. "No, it needs to be one ONE METRE AND THIRTY CENTIMETRES!" Salesgirl. "One point four metres is one metre and forty centimetres." Customer. "Are you sure?" Salesgirl "Carol, can you come and help me for a minute?"
Bill