This is a local bar in a town of 300

Damn cool!

I noticed some whisky and gin bottles on the back bar. I'm strictly a beer slinger so it might be a little too fancy a place for me to work behind the bar.

Wasn't Giger the Alien(s) films' set-designer or design-consultant? I wonder if something like that-- the bones and spines, alone-- could be engineered as purely structural for an architectural project.

How fancy can a castle with bones on the inside be? Just dress as a partially-disgested meal, and you should fit right in. ;)

Bob, our rathskeller (interior designed as the inside of a rat's skull?) would ask any would-be patron who maligned our brother, barley pop, to kindly take their money and keister elsewhere. Hard alcohol would be served on a first come, first drip IV of grain alcohol. Charge by the minute. If you look at the pictures of the seats in that bar, you can see the arm restraints. Turn key operation. ;)

Yes, but the structural modeling software better be darn good!

Revit or Catia maybe?

I was thinking more along the lines of RAMAdvanse or RISA.