Re: Dennis is coming, run for your lives!!!!!

Jul 08, 2005 0 Replies


Went to Lowes earlier, couldn't get in the parking lot.


> Everybody in the whole city was there.
> Generators and plywood were flying off the shelves.
> It was pandemonium.
> My brother was there at 8am and he said it was the same way then.
> Same for the Home Depot.
> All the gas stations are slammed.
> Tomorrow they are going to issue evacuation orders.
> Dennis's big fat eyeball is supposed to focus on us at 2pm on Sat.
> Happy, happy, joy, joy.
> We're quickly easing into the crazy season around here.

If I were an insurance company, there is no way I'd write a policy on a home in the state of Fla. It's almost a sure bet that there will be some sort of claim filed.

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