Well you look as if you will fit in just fine. Note your inability to string two more than sentences together. And I _know_ heaps of WWer's who can spel kidding two....
OK. Maybe you are serious. Not being a very good woodworker, I am (still, just) willing to listen.
So, seriously. If you come in here with an attitude like yours, to a group of _woodworkers_, then maybe your "anti-social" image is self-funded? Try approaching in a postive manner. Read the posts for a while and decide for yourself. If you want to ask woodworking questions, ask woodworking questions.
I will say that if you are looking for a chat, amongst serious woodworkers, walk away. They are busy avoiding getting hurt while woodworking.